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Steven @slimmy45

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Georgia, USA

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i need your help

Posted by slimmy45 - January 28th, 2023


i need help with something, i need the answer to this question: am i dead?


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and when i say dead: i mean dead irl, cuz i generally don't know if i'm alive or not

What the hell do you mean?! You're obviously dead!

oh ok *dead noises*

yes.

@EpicGamer415 understand: joke.

@EpicGamer415 shut yo ugly ass the fuck up. youre like if jac frost was zest edgar. get yo ass on boy you like victor from despicable me if he was in the upside down. what are you talking about bruh you lactate piss outta yo nipple. get yo ass on bruh you aint thing 1 or thing 2, youre object 3 with yo cat in the hat my wallet aint lookin fat havin ass. boy you dirty as hell. get yo ugly ass on bruh you conveived under a school desk. yo ass ugly as hell, yo mom uses yo school picure photo as rat repellent. dumb ass boy bruh you look like you asked a person out to prom by faxing them a pdf of a powerpoint presentation “here are the following reasons why you should accopany me to the school dance” dumbass boy, you ugly as hell bruh i caught you butt naked last night in your basement fencing a possum with a wii remote. you dirty as hell boy yo dad shoved you into the wall and you said “falcon punch” and he shoved you again, your move was not effective get better boy. you better get yo abusive father harry no potter “i sexually identify as an apache helicopter” saltine cracker milk dud rapper professonal walmart shopping cart hijacker dusty musty crusty long armed skinny legged big forehead horton hears who your grandma beats you with a shoe lookin ass outta my face. you thought hooters was leigon of elite. you got the flu so you installed a norton anti virus in yo nostrill. you dont sneeze, your boogers parachute out of yo nose. you look like you take yo bath in a minecraft bucket and brush yo teeth with a veggie straw. you put a ruler on your bed when you were gonna go to sleep so you can see how long you slept. youre broke youre nasty and yo dad got doodoo crumbs in his beard.

@EpicGamer415 go find your dad fucker

@EpicGamer415 go find your dad fucker

@EpicGamer415 you are a fucka

@EpicGamer415 yes

@EpicGamer415 yes

@EpicGamer415 fuck you